How you do? Auntie Merlene, dem a guh tired fi see yuh face…
According to the latest TALLAWAH polls you are still one of the most beloved born-a-yard Jamaicans ever. So even though are now an adopted Slovenian, your ratings still tall tall.
What a way you ah create headlines ah
So, of course, this news means something incredible on the artistic front. Mek mi pinch you an’ tell you: Some of us are petitioning to have
Dahlia Harris Denise Hunt play you in a big
You like the movie idea, don’t it? Mi know you love it. It fantabulous and exciting. Broader dan Broadway. I feel we have an Oscar-worthy blockbuster on our hands, Merlene. By the way, it will be bigger than that superhero action romp Captain Prezi: Dudus Strikes Back that the people in the dismantled
I have some difficult news: Spielberg will probably be unavailable to direct, but we’re pretty sure we can get Scorsese or Eastwood. So don’t worry. And I’ll see to it personally that you get your percentage – in EUROS. That palace you’re going to build to host Queen Elizabeth, Beyonce, Jay Z and Lady Gaga and other royalties isn’t going to pay for itself.
‘Til next time,
P.S. When the script reach a decent stage, we will
fax FedEx what we have so far. How the family?